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Remember when we said the hot dog-stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut was the reason we were all going to die, be it at our own hands or from well-deserved icebergs or alien superlazers? Well, I do believe I spoketh a bit too soon…It really is like Pizza Hut had a not-so-clandestine encounter with Taco Bell at a White Castle. Sliders-crusted? Brilliant / Horrifying!

Winners here? Your mouth. Commerce. Illogical food fusion. Diabetes medication manufacturers.

Losers? Your stomach. Your gal bladder. Your toilet. Burgerkind. The environment. The atmosphere. Animal products. Science. Logic.

BTW - “Cheese Burger Pizza Event” = amazing high schol emo garage band or fantasy football team name. Same with “Crown Crust Carnival”.

thedailywhat:

Fast Food Fusion of the Day: Some Middle Eastern Pizza Hut locations are now serving “Crown Crust” pizzas with a regal ring of cheeseburgers or chicken tenders cooked right into the crust. It’s two great tastes that devastate your digestive system great together!

It looks like the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell was just the first step down a slippery slope toward the eventual fast food singularity.

[geekologie.]

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