Winners here? Your mouth. Commerce. Illogical food fusion. Diabetes medication manufacturers.
Losers? Your stomach. Your gal bladder. Your toilet. Burgerkind. The environment. The atmosphere. Animal products. Science. Logic.
BTW - “Cheese Burger Pizza Event” = amazing high schol emo garage band or fantasy football team name. Same with “Crown Crust Carnival”.
Fast Food Fusion of the Day: Some Middle Eastern Pizza Hut locations are now serving “Crown Crust” pizzas with a regal ring of cheeseburgers or chicken tenders cooked right into the crust. It’s two great tastes that devastate your digestive system great together!
It looks like the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell was just the first step down a slippery slope toward the eventual fast food singularity.