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I don’t always celebrate every culinary mega-creation, or ultra-calorie combo monstrosity, but this…this? Sombreros off to the ass-wreckers over at Taco Bell. this looks like the best/worst thing I’ve ever seen and am damn soon to eat. A burrito filled with roast cat and horse, stuffed with particle chips and nacho “sauce”. CAN NOT WAIT. This thing should be dropped straight into my mouth by a counter clerk named Enola Gay. Because anyone who says they don’t want to at least try Taco Bell’s new nachos-stuffed burrito bellybomb is a liar. And they should be slapped in their liar mouth by someone wearing a white glove covered in nacho cheese. Many on the internet are calling this an abomination. I had no idea people’s toilets knew how to tweet or use tumblr. Because if your primary noise is not FLUSH then you should welcome this gastric masterpiece…this GASPTERPIECE (mine! you can borrow if you ask nicely) with open arms and hungry tummy. It might do to your insides what an Alka Seltzer does to a seagull, but just don’t say you’d never eat one or don’t want to try it. Everyone goes to college saying “they never wanna try it”, and then, well…

See you at the intersection of Terrible Wrong and Awfully Right, which is where they make this beauty.

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Taco Bell Introduces New Culinary Abomination To Troll The Internet With: A Burrito Filled With Nachos

WHAT.  Time to make another trip to Taco Bell.

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