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Part 2 of my “2 Videos, 1 NFL Draft” series…this is always my favorite video to make every year in my full-blown Masshole “character”, Fitzy. And it’s character that gets the quotation marks as Fitzy and I have sort of merged over the years. The lines have blurred, and not it’s truly a Dr. Stevens / Mr. Fitzy world I inhabit. I’m Joe the Narrator, Fitzy a Boston sports-obsessed Tyler Durden. Just watch the 2 draft videos and you’ll see the similarities, and the minimal difference. Anyway, great characters galore at this year’s draft, as always. Personally my favorite was the Steelers fan who did the spot-on Joe Pesci. With runner-up going to the Cool Ranch Doritos super-villain, and the Eagles fan who was there to reparazemp. You’ll see why these fanimals, and not just the chance to stand on line all day, or just talk football for afew days, then wait 4 months for them to play games that count, is why my brother and I go every year and do what we do.

Well, that and Geoffman and I are die-hahd supah-obsessed Tom Brady apologizing Pats fans who will nevah evah get enough. GO PATS!!! And please enjoy.

After a brief posting hiatus (trip to London and France with the wife - the usual excuse), we’re back on the horse. And right before I took said “trip”, my brother and I took our now annual trip to Radio City Music Hall to brave the fanatical rapids of the crowds outside the NFL Draft. I got my Fitzy on, full well knowing that wearing a bright red Tom Brady jersey, to the Draft, which would be chock full o’ cocky Jets fans and Patriots haters galore, would be a challenge. How quickly we would learn what an understatement that is. Good things Pats fans feed off the hate we receive from others. Needless to say it was FANtastic. Utter fandemonium. Amongst the FANimals.

Next year I’m bringing a carnival dunk tank with a guy dressed in a Brady jersey who gives the fans the finger while taunting them from a microphone. Now that’d be a real scene.

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